I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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