Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
