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• (954): View more from Florida

  When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.

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  RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window

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• (845): View more from New York

  the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

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• (925): View more from California

  While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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• (315): View more from New York

  We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.

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