that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house