First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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