her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's never too late to be topless.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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