what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she told me i tasted like america
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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