So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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