ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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