That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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