How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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