So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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