The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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