LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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