i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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