He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just found puke in my bra..
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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