Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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