...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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