this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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