Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
