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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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