you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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