My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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