All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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