Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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