He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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