Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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