He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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