so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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