I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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