Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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