I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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