I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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