In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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