Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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