He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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