how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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