I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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