we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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