I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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