what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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