"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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