I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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