Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Sorry about my life...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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