you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Farmville is her only friend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
When are your genitals available?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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