honey bunches of taint.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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