brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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