apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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