new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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