dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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