Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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