i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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